I have two crushes!! i need help  picking one!

"If you loved someone, but fell in love with a second person, choose the second person, because if you truly loved the first person you wouldn't fall for the second one"

okay, i dont know who said that, but still!!
Okay, lets just call Crush #1 'Smarty'
and call Crush #2 'Sporty'

-'Smarty' is really smart, on top of that he wasn't a nerd!! he's the most popular guy in school! but thats not why i loved him, its because he's really funny!!! i really like funny guys!! plus he has a lot of friends and a frenemy.

-'Sporty' is really sporty (duhhh...), he loves riding his bicycle and playing sports, but his favorite sport is football. do you know that Sporty was my best friend back in Kindergarten? it's true!! like Smarty, Sporty is a funny guy too!! he makes me laugh!!.

about the quote i posted before, i really love BOTH of them equally so i'm having a hard time choosing. HELP!!!